Is it too late??

Today was such a friggin cold day.. I almost didn't make it to office..So you must have guessed by now that this would not be the best time to mess around with me... So right when I need something to perk me up I see this mail..
This was a letter my friend has written to a girl he has had a crush on... he's doing this 5 years after meeting her...He is living in another city and felt he owed it to her that he let her know how he felt... And all this coming from a guy who i knew was like me.. not that great at expressing emotions.. at least mouthing them.. I can see that a very big effort has gone into writing this...
So here goes...


Hi *****,
How are you doin….? this mail is going to be kinda lengthy so plzz be patient……
Well I guess u must be thinking …..wht next…..???…i mean there is this guy whom u hardly know……(whose voice u can’t even make out…J ..!!)and all of a sudden out of the blue from nowhere …one fine day he calls you up …. starts sending u msgs…….mails etc…!!! Right (pestering u wud be a better term…).
I mean if I was in ur place I wud be really wondering why some guy whom I met 5 yrs back…..tht too hardly 3-4 times and
to whom i haven’t even spoken for the last say 3 years…… suddenly calls up n starts being friendly….n nice to me…..
Well you know wht **** first of all don think I’m sitting n writing all this becoz I have nothing better to do in life ….
if u notice the time n day of the mail u will see tht it is A SATURDAY EVENING n I’m sitting in office ……
(well tht’s becoz my project has started n I have loads of work in fact it’s the first time I’m sitting in office on a sat evening …)
N I don know how ur going to react after reading this mail….u might not even talk with me ……or u might get really pissed of with me…
( tht is if ur not already becoz of all the SMS’s I keep sending….tht too late at night…)
Well You know what **** in all our lives there are some people n incidents that we can never forget no matter where we are or what ever we are……N for me …..
You ***** is one such person …..(I probably should have told all this 4 years back …but I guess better late than never…..)
I really don know wht to write ….. …..
Even though u hardly know me I know so much abt u (off course no prizes for guessing from whom..) I really had a big crush on you from the very first time I met you ……there are 2 things that really made me like you a lot apart from the fact tht ur a wonderful human being … your eye ‘s they are just so beautiful ..( no I’m not copying sharukh khan…..) I truly mean wht I say …..
& your Non stop talking .!!!! it so nice to just listen to you talking ……believe me or not i really have never liked any other girl as much as I liked you…..
don worry I don expect anything back ……...
but I never told u anything becoz first of all I was shy n secondly i really did not know wht u would think…..
So it is not tht one fine day from no where all of a sudden i remembered you …..you have always been there in my mind.…….
But it was just that i felt at least I should let a person whom i like so much know abt it (even if they don like me …)
becoz may be few years down the lane even if I want to i will not be able to let them know it…… (if not now then when …)
I guess u must be thinking wht is wrong with this guy ………
Neither is my language nor style of writing tht great n never in my life have i wrote a mail like this to any one….
N I don think i will for some time ……
( I have never felt like this about any other girl. ….) So all this might sound like very adolescent stuff
N don worry I will not disturb you in anyway …. if u don like it becoz
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, great. If it doesn't, it's probably having dinner with someone more attractive than you. ;-)
but always remember ,
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, So when you're lonely, remember it's true: somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
I don expect anything from this mail ***** ,but just to let you know what I feel about you…. …
Well I guess thts about it…… n ha in my eyes you truly are the one of the most beautiful persons i have ever met…….
Thanks for ur patience I don know whether u will reply or sms me again but i surely hope ur not tht mad at ..me …..
Hope as they say is one of the few really good things in life……….
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" To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world "


I do not think the others who read this may appreciate this as much as I did..because they don't know the protagonists.. and the efffort that has gone into this..

Keep checking this space.. Will let you know what happenend after this mail was read...

Just kidding??

Check out this joke.. This came up on Saturday night.. just like most priceless ones do.. This will sound better when told in person..but anyway here goes..

There was this monkey smoking a few joints up in a tree in the middle of some obscure jungle... he was somewhere between cloud six and seven..and he suddenly think he is Elvis reincarnated in this form .. He's belting out some good jungle variations...at this point there is this lizard who is just minding his business and wandering through the forest.... he looks up when he hears some jungle music..and he sees our friendly monkey puffing away on a joint.. So the lizard gets curious and goes " hey whay you doing dude?".. the monkey invites the lizard to join him.. the lizard is more than happy.and they both start puffing away on more joints... and the lizard thinks he is better than Elvis.. and they are singing away to glory... Soon the lizard is thirsty.. he tells the monkey he'll be back soon and goes down to the watering hole.. by now he is really high.. and while drinking water falls into the pond.. Lucky for him..a croc is nearby and rescues him.. He revives the lizard and asks him what happenend..the lizard is a bit sober and tells him that he was smoking a few joints with a monkey.. the Croc pooh pooh's at this and calls him aliar.. the lizzy then asks the croc to go check for himself... So the croc ambles along into the jungle while the lizard stays back..still recovering.. He soon spots the monkey and is staring at him in amazement... the monkey who is still high looks down and goes " Dude how much water did you drink??"...

I know..lame attempt.but this sounds a lot better with a little beer already down the hatch..
Anyway.just for surviving this ordeal of a joke.. here is a good one.. a biking joke at that...

A biker was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive, but unconscious. He decided to take him home.
When the biker got home, he put the sparrow in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside. When the sparrow regained consciousness, he looked around and said: "Bars, bread, water...Oh my God...

I have killed that poor biker!!!"