Just kidding??

Check out this joke.. This came up on Saturday night.. just like most priceless ones do.. This will sound better when told in person..but anyway here goes..

There was this monkey smoking a few joints up in a tree in the middle of some obscure jungle... he was somewhere between cloud six and seven..and he suddenly think he is Elvis reincarnated in this form .. He's belting out some good jungle variations...at this point there is this lizard who is just minding his business and wandering through the forest.... he looks up when he hears some jungle music..and he sees our friendly monkey puffing away on a joint.. So the lizard gets curious and goes " hey whay you doing dude?".. the monkey invites the lizard to join him.. the lizard is more than happy.and they both start puffing away on more joints... and the lizard thinks he is better than Elvis.. and they are singing away to glory... Soon the lizard is thirsty.. he tells the monkey he'll be back soon and goes down to the watering hole.. by now he is really high.. and while drinking water falls into the pond.. Lucky for him..a croc is nearby and rescues him.. He revives the lizard and asks him what happenend..the lizard is a bit sober and tells him that he was smoking a few joints with a monkey.. the Croc pooh pooh's at this and calls him aliar.. the lizzy then asks the croc to go check for himself... So the croc ambles along into the jungle while the lizard stays back..still recovering.. He soon spots the monkey and is staring at him in amazement... the monkey who is still high looks down and goes " Dude how much water did you drink??"...

I know..lame attempt.but this sounds a lot better with a little beer already down the hatch..
Anyway.just for surviving this ordeal of a joke.. here is a good one.. a biking joke at that...

A biker was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive, but unconscious. He decided to take him home.
When the biker got home, he put the sparrow in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside. When the sparrow regained consciousness, he looked around and said: "Bars, bread, water...Oh my God...

I have killed that poor biker!!!"