Go here for some realy wicked biker jokes..mind you this is only for the ones with a strong stomach...definitely needs to be taken with a handful of salt...
Oh and btw...there is a balance in life!!
The girl was so confused initially but decided to remain friends at last...
Am glad that it did not follow the path my story had taken...we defenitely do not need another uncomfortable couple in our group....which anyway is dying a slow death without us adding to it!!!
..and if you are wondering ..about the "my story" part..sorry folks that's all you get to do about it.. wonder...you certainly are not gonna get to anatomize it...for like a wise man said.."Its for me to know and you to guess".. and yeah..the wise man is "yours truly"!!!
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
The Good Old Times....
These were all in PU..between '97 and '99.. This would be the time when we were free from the rigors and discipline of school and were out on your own in the big bad world... Well I was on my own.. My parents had seen my college only on the day of enrollment and never after that.. I had not wanted to take them away from their daily lives.. not even when i was asked to get my father for some mischief I had got caught for.. ha ha .. we had our ways to squirm out of them...
My first memories of college were the first day when the Princi gave his speech.. all i heard were a big list of don't do this.. and don't do that.. study responsibly.. etc.. and all this sounded very idealistic and binding for the sudden rebellious mood that I was in...
School to college was a drastic shift... good marks in exams were not cool anymore.. your clothes were not just an extension of you.. but they made up your personality....It was what defined you...You had to have your own mode of transport etc... the whole onus was on who was cool..
I had actually successfully made friends across the strata.. in ters of the cool ones and the uncool ones.. and had built up a good network...this helped lots especially during exams...
Hey this is turning auto biographical..not what it was intended to be...let me get to the fun parts...
So the best times I remember are the ones where we bunked classe and went to watch movies...the quality of the movie did not matter as long as we had good company.. So these shows we wanted to catch were normaly at around 12:00 and some of us would be in the labs then.. especially on fridays(when new movies came out)... So the first half of the day was spent in planning ways to get out of class and executing them... Most of the times we would just bail out of class or else come up with some lame excuse and get permission to cut class... once in the physics lab we actually blew the fuse by connecting the live and neutral wire.. so no power.. no experiments..no class... and then it would be time to set land speed records between college and the theatre...
Our college was pretty close to JNC, a girls college, and as boys will be boys. there would be more of us in attendance outside their gates than in our classes.. the two colleges had even come up with this devious plan of having diferent lunch times for both colleges(12:00 to 01:00 for them and 01:00 to 2:0 for us)...but that in way detered us from bunking and going over to ogle at them.... We actually had a few friends who studied there.. and so we had an excuse to hang out near their college.. They did have one strict rule though.. no boys were allowed inside their campus unless it was a fest day.. I rememer one occassion when a bunch of us landed outside their gate.. and were "chatting" with a couple of our friends from JNC... One of the guys was getting pretty excited looking at all the PYTs there.. We all told him that today was a special day and guys would be allowed inside the campus...This guy could not believe his ears and made for the gates.. It was sight seeing him trying to convince the guard to let him insde..and the guard in turn threatening him physical harm.. Finally the guard could not take it anymore and chased this guy out with his stick..running behind him..he gave up only after our friend had run about 500m....
My first memories of college were the first day when the Princi gave his speech.. all i heard were a big list of don't do this.. and don't do that.. study responsibly.. etc.. and all this sounded very idealistic and binding for the sudden rebellious mood that I was in...
School to college was a drastic shift... good marks in exams were not cool anymore.. your clothes were not just an extension of you.. but they made up your personality....It was what defined you...You had to have your own mode of transport etc... the whole onus was on who was cool..
I had actually successfully made friends across the strata.. in ters of the cool ones and the uncool ones.. and had built up a good network...this helped lots especially during exams...
Hey this is turning auto biographical..not what it was intended to be...let me get to the fun parts...
So the best times I remember are the ones where we bunked classe and went to watch movies...the quality of the movie did not matter as long as we had good company.. So these shows we wanted to catch were normaly at around 12:00 and some of us would be in the labs then.. especially on fridays(when new movies came out)... So the first half of the day was spent in planning ways to get out of class and executing them... Most of the times we would just bail out of class or else come up with some lame excuse and get permission to cut class... once in the physics lab we actually blew the fuse by connecting the live and neutral wire.. so no power.. no experiments..no class... and then it would be time to set land speed records between college and the theatre...
Our college was pretty close to JNC, a girls college, and as boys will be boys. there would be more of us in attendance outside their gates than in our classes.. the two colleges had even come up with this devious plan of having diferent lunch times for both colleges(12:00 to 01:00 for them and 01:00 to 2:0 for us)...but that in way detered us from bunking and going over to ogle at them.... We actually had a few friends who studied there.. and so we had an excuse to hang out near their college.. They did have one strict rule though.. no boys were allowed inside their campus unless it was a fest day.. I rememer one occassion when a bunch of us landed outside their gate.. and were "chatting" with a couple of our friends from JNC... One of the guys was getting pretty excited looking at all the PYTs there.. We all told him that today was a special day and guys would be allowed inside the campus...This guy could not believe his ears and made for the gates.. It was sight seeing him trying to convince the guard to let him insde..and the guard in turn threatening him physical harm.. Finally the guard could not take it anymore and chased this guy out with his stick..running behind him..he gave up only after our friend had run about 500m....
Monday, February 14, 2005
Nidhi Bete...
It really feels good to be a winner...and this was more than the perfect high point of a happening weekend.. After a lot of yes and no... Chaitra and me participated in the treasure hunt(Nidhi Bete) organised by RTMC and.. surprise.. surprise.. we won it!!! It was really cool to do the 120 km ride around bangalore and I had the perfect pillion for it.. I was apprehensive that she would get bored on the long stretches.. but she was really enjoying the whole experience...there are very few people I know who enjoy being the pilion and C is surely one of them....Don't think I could have won this without Chaitra's and Sourabh's help... Sourabh helped us with the dead cockroach and Chaitra cracked most of the clues... So I am definitely looking forward to RTMCs forthcoming events..
Monday, February 07, 2005
Is it too late??
Today was such a friggin cold day.. I almost didn't make it to office..So you must have guessed by now that this would not be the best time to mess around with me... So right when I need something to perk me up I see this mail..
This was a letter my friend has written to a girl he has had a crush on... he's doing this 5 years after meeting her...He is living in another city and felt he owed it to her that he let her know how he felt... And all this coming from a guy who i knew was like me.. not that great at expressing emotions.. at least mouthing them.. I can see that a very big effort has gone into writing this...
So here goes...
Hi *****,
How are you doin….? this mail is going to be kinda lengthy so plzz be patient……
Well I guess u must be thinking …..wht next…..???…i mean there is this guy whom u hardly know……(whose voice u can’t even make out…J ..!!)and all of a sudden out of the blue from nowhere …one fine day he calls you up …. starts sending u msgs…….mails etc…!!! Right (pestering u wud be a better term…).
I mean if I was in ur place I wud be really wondering why some guy whom I met 5 yrs back…..tht too hardly 3-4 times and
to whom i haven’t even spoken for the last say 3 years…… suddenly calls up n starts being friendly….n nice to me…..
Well you know wht **** first of all don think I’m sitting n writing all this becoz I have nothing better to do in life ….
if u notice the time n day of the mail u will see tht it is A SATURDAY EVENING n I’m sitting in office ……
(well tht’s becoz my project has started n I have loads of work in fact it’s the first time I’m sitting in office on a sat evening …)
N I don know how ur going to react after reading this mail….u might not even talk with me ……or u might get really pissed of with me…
( tht is if ur not already becoz of all the SMS’s I keep sending….tht too late at night…)
Well You know what **** in all our lives there are some people n incidents that we can never forget no matter where we are or what ever we are……N for me …..
You ***** is one such person …..(I probably should have told all this 4 years back …but I guess better late than never…..)
I really don know wht to write ….. …..
Even though u hardly know me I know so much abt u (off course no prizes for guessing from whom..) I really had a big crush on you from the very first time I met you ……there are 2 things that really made me like you a lot apart from the fact tht ur a wonderful human being … your eye ‘s they are just so beautiful ..( no I’m not copying sharukh khan…..) I truly mean wht I say …..
& your Non stop talking .!!!! it so nice to just listen to you talking ……believe me or not i really have never liked any other girl as much as I liked you…..
don worry I don expect anything back ……...
but I never told u anything becoz first of all I was shy n secondly i really did not know wht u would think…..
So it is not tht one fine day from no where all of a sudden i remembered you …..you have always been there in my mind.…….
But it was just that i felt at least I should let a person whom i like so much know abt it (even if they don like me …)
becoz may be few years down the lane even if I want to i will not be able to let them know it…… (if not now then when …)
I guess u must be thinking wht is wrong with this guy ………
Neither is my language nor style of writing tht great n never in my life have i wrote a mail like this to any one….
N I don think i will for some time ……
( I have never felt like this about any other girl. ….) So all this might sound like very adolescent stuff
N don worry I will not disturb you in anyway …. if u don like it becoz
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, great. If it doesn't, it's probably having dinner with someone more attractive than you. ;-)
but always remember ,
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, So when you're lonely, remember it's true: somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
I don expect anything from this mail ***** ,but just to let you know what I feel about you…. …
Well I guess thts about it…… n ha in my eyes you truly are the one of the most beautiful persons i have ever met…….
Thanks for ur patience I don know whether u will reply or sms me again but i surely hope ur not tht mad at ..me …..
Hope as they say is one of the few really good things in life……….
--#####
" To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world "
I do not think the others who read this may appreciate this as much as I did..because they don't know the protagonists.. and the efffort that has gone into this..
Keep checking this space.. Will let you know what happenend after this mail was read...
This was a letter my friend has written to a girl he has had a crush on... he's doing this 5 years after meeting her...He is living in another city and felt he owed it to her that he let her know how he felt... And all this coming from a guy who i knew was like me.. not that great at expressing emotions.. at least mouthing them.. I can see that a very big effort has gone into writing this...
So here goes...
Hi *****,
How are you doin….? this mail is going to be kinda lengthy so plzz be patient……
Well I guess u must be thinking …..wht next…..???…i mean there is this guy whom u hardly know……(whose voice u can’t even make out…J ..!!)and all of a sudden out of the blue from nowhere …one fine day he calls you up …. starts sending u msgs…….mails etc…!!! Right (pestering u wud be a better term…).
I mean if I was in ur place I wud be really wondering why some guy whom I met 5 yrs back…..tht too hardly 3-4 times and
to whom i haven’t even spoken for the last say 3 years…… suddenly calls up n starts being friendly….n nice to me…..
Well you know wht **** first of all don think I’m sitting n writing all this becoz I have nothing better to do in life ….
if u notice the time n day of the mail u will see tht it is A SATURDAY EVENING n I’m sitting in office ……
(well tht’s becoz my project has started n I have loads of work in fact it’s the first time I’m sitting in office on a sat evening …)
N I don know how ur going to react after reading this mail….u might not even talk with me ……or u might get really pissed of with me…
( tht is if ur not already becoz of all the SMS’s I keep sending….tht too late at night…)
Well You know what **** in all our lives there are some people n incidents that we can never forget no matter where we are or what ever we are……N for me …..
You ***** is one such person …..(I probably should have told all this 4 years back …but I guess better late than never…..)
I really don know wht to write ….. …..
Even though u hardly know me I know so much abt u (off course no prizes for guessing from whom..) I really had a big crush on you from the very first time I met you ……there are 2 things that really made me like you a lot apart from the fact tht ur a wonderful human being … your eye ‘s they are just so beautiful ..( no I’m not copying sharukh khan…..) I truly mean wht I say …..
& your Non stop talking .!!!! it so nice to just listen to you talking ……believe me or not i really have never liked any other girl as much as I liked you…..
don worry I don expect anything back ……...
but I never told u anything becoz first of all I was shy n secondly i really did not know wht u would think…..
So it is not tht one fine day from no where all of a sudden i remembered you …..you have always been there in my mind.…….
But it was just that i felt at least I should let a person whom i like so much know abt it (even if they don like me …)
becoz may be few years down the lane even if I want to i will not be able to let them know it…… (if not now then when …)
I guess u must be thinking wht is wrong with this guy ………
Neither is my language nor style of writing tht great n never in my life have i wrote a mail like this to any one….
N I don think i will for some time ……
( I have never felt like this about any other girl. ….) So all this might sound like very adolescent stuff
N don worry I will not disturb you in anyway …. if u don like it becoz
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, great. If it doesn't, it's probably having dinner with someone more attractive than you. ;-)
but always remember ,
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, So when you're lonely, remember it's true: somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
I don expect anything from this mail ***** ,but just to let you know what I feel about you…. …
Well I guess thts about it…… n ha in my eyes you truly are the one of the most beautiful persons i have ever met…….
Thanks for ur patience I don know whether u will reply or sms me again but i surely hope ur not tht mad at ..me …..
Hope as they say is one of the few really good things in life……….
--#####
" To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world "
I do not think the others who read this may appreciate this as much as I did..because they don't know the protagonists.. and the efffort that has gone into this..
Keep checking this space.. Will let you know what happenend after this mail was read...
Friday, February 04, 2005
Just kidding??
Check out this joke.. This came up on Saturday night.. just like most priceless ones do.. This will sound better when told in person..but anyway here goes..
There was this monkey smoking a few joints up in a tree in the middle of some obscure jungle... he was somewhere between cloud six and seven..and he suddenly think he is Elvis reincarnated in this form .. He's belting out some good jungle variations...at this point there is this lizard who is just minding his business and wandering through the forest.... he looks up when he hears some jungle music..and he sees our friendly monkey puffing away on a joint.. So the lizard gets curious and goes " hey whay you doing dude?".. the monkey invites the lizard to join him.. the lizard is more than happy.and they both start puffing away on more joints... and the lizard thinks he is better than Elvis.. and they are singing away to glory... Soon the lizard is thirsty.. he tells the monkey he'll be back soon and goes down to the watering hole.. by now he is really high.. and while drinking water falls into the pond.. Lucky for him..a croc is nearby and rescues him.. He revives the lizard and asks him what happenend..the lizard is a bit sober and tells him that he was smoking a few joints with a monkey.. the Croc pooh pooh's at this and calls him aliar.. the lizzy then asks the croc to go check for himself... So the croc ambles along into the jungle while the lizard stays back..still recovering.. He soon spots the monkey and is staring at him in amazement... the monkey who is still high looks down and goes " Dude how much water did you drink??"...
I know..lame attempt.but this sounds a lot better with a little beer already down the hatch..
Anyway.just for surviving this ordeal of a joke.. here is a good one.. a biking joke at that...
A biker was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive, but unconscious. He decided to take him home.
When the biker got home, he put the sparrow in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside. When the sparrow regained consciousness, he looked around and said: "Bars, bread, water...Oh my God...
I have killed that poor biker!!!"
There was this monkey smoking a few joints up in a tree in the middle of some obscure jungle... he was somewhere between cloud six and seven..and he suddenly think he is Elvis reincarnated in this form .. He's belting out some good jungle variations...at this point there is this lizard who is just minding his business and wandering through the forest.... he looks up when he hears some jungle music..and he sees our friendly monkey puffing away on a joint.. So the lizard gets curious and goes " hey whay you doing dude?".. the monkey invites the lizard to join him.. the lizard is more than happy.and they both start puffing away on more joints... and the lizard thinks he is better than Elvis.. and they are singing away to glory... Soon the lizard is thirsty.. he tells the monkey he'll be back soon and goes down to the watering hole.. by now he is really high.. and while drinking water falls into the pond.. Lucky for him..a croc is nearby and rescues him.. He revives the lizard and asks him what happenend..the lizard is a bit sober and tells him that he was smoking a few joints with a monkey.. the Croc pooh pooh's at this and calls him aliar.. the lizzy then asks the croc to go check for himself... So the croc ambles along into the jungle while the lizard stays back..still recovering.. He soon spots the monkey and is staring at him in amazement... the monkey who is still high looks down and goes " Dude how much water did you drink??"...
I know..lame attempt.but this sounds a lot better with a little beer already down the hatch..
Anyway.just for surviving this ordeal of a joke.. here is a good one.. a biking joke at that...
A biker was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive, but unconscious. He decided to take him home.
When the biker got home, he put the sparrow in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside. When the sparrow regained consciousness, he looked around and said: "Bars, bread, water...Oh my God...
I have killed that poor biker!!!"
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