This is a SMS conversation I recently had with a friend.
ME: Dear GOD, please keep my friends healthy & happy and give them some money so that they SMS Me regularly.
Friend: Dear friend, when I ask U flower, U give me bouquet. When I ask a stone, u give me a statue. When I ask u feather, u give me peacock. ARE U Really DEAF?
ME: Sometimes when U cry no one sees ur tears, when ur worried no one sees ur pain, when ur happy no one sees ur smile, try farting all will stare.
Friend: @#$%^
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