Slayism's

No that's not a typo. That is one of my latest creations. It is very simple(as all my creations go).

Here is the recipe:
Take 1 well known Saying(proverb/phrase).
Take some word/s out.
Add some new words.
Derive new meaning.
Serve with a lot of confidence and wry smile.
Wait for audience reaction.
Take a bow.

My patent is still pending and royalties can be directed to this acoount in the SWISS royal bank, Geneva:5585855135968-888090.
The above advise may be ignored. It wll however help you in getting to know your plastic surgeon better.

Here are a few examples.
1) Two heads are better than one,but not if both are dumb.
2) People who jump from tall buildings usually jump to conclusions.
3) People living in glass houses should change clothes only at night.
4) People with their feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting their pants on.
4) Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
5) Living on earth is expensive but it includes a free trip around the sun.
6) Where there is a will there are too many relatives.
7) Early to bed , early to rise. Your wife's missing because your neighbour is wise.
8) On the other hand, you have more fingers.

By now you get the drift I guess.